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November 14 2017

22:28

clint-bartcn:

clint-bartcn:

One morning, I opened my eyes

And wished I was dead.

I want someone to kill me.

If I ever meet God, I would tell him this:

That life is coffee that I never ordered.

I would grab him by the collar and tell him

Death is an americano you can’t refill.


Are you sure that you’re alive?

Then, let’s prove it somehow.

When I exhale, I see my breath

On the window, there’s condensation

22:26

astriiformes:

astriiformes:

songs that don’t lyrically fit a character but still feel like them cause me such an emotional dilemma when making playlists

the opposite conflict, which i’m running into tonight – when a song has good lyrics for a character, but doesn’t match their aesthetic

22:26

bombing:

kohtaseiko:

bombing:

and another thing. simbas uncle just happened to have a scar and be named scar? bullshit 

He chose to be called Scar after he got the scar… ._. please read up on The lion king before saying anything about it.

i’d rather die than read up on something before i make uneducated comments about it so either his name was always scar or you break into my house and snap my fucking neck it’s your call 

22:25

fagatrons:

v1als:

I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

hey op im pretty sure you mightve just met god or something like that

22:24
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solaris1972:

i would Die for him

22:22

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

i’m wearing my contacts for the first time in a while and i literally forgot what cold wind blowing directly on my eyeballs felt like. i can’t stop squinting this is awful how do u do it @ people w/o glasses

I LOVE THIS BECAUSE ITS PHRASED SO FUCKING FUNNY BUT THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO

22:19
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jademere:

Speed Painting Commission.

22:19

curiooftheheart:

texelations:

alivannarose:

captainlatin:

I fucking hate languages.

The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…

Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.

Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.

How do you like them apples.

I fucking love languages.

In case anyone doubts the veracity of this:

[ source ]

Calling boobs ‘melons’ literally transcends culture, time, and language.

22:14
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ryuichifoxe:

I’m sorry and I’ll see myself out 

22:14

musclelover4826:

writing-prompt-s:

Humans are the least intelligent species on Earth. The entire animal kingdom plays along out of pity for our idiocy.

Not even a writing prompt, I think this is actually true

22:13

millbyers:

When you just wanted to make some new friends but instead you become involved in a government conspiracy

22:13

boyonetta:

“You can criticize something you love!”

Yeah, and you can also get tired of criticizing something you love. You can get completely fed up with it and decide, “You know what? Flaws aside, I love this thing, and I don’t have to waste hours of my life admitting its flaws to strangers on the Internet in order to somehow justify my love of it.” You can get sick of watching others gleefully tear it apart, for no reason other than that it’s popular and they hate that you love it. You can get sick of watching others tearing it apart with good intentions, too.

In the end, it’s just a cartoon, or a book, or a movie. It’s not that serious, and you can enjoy it without hyper-focusing on its flaws. You don’t need to justify your love of something to someone else, least of all a person you don’t even know.

22:12
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laterie:

Jaejoong brings embarrassment since ‘86

22:11

quotesinstars:

ekjohnston:

g-taire:

fandomsandfeminism:

Humans are a communal species that have banded together and cared for their sick, disabled, and elderly since before we were ever modern man. Resources were shared even as skills specialized. 

Capitalism isn’t natural. A community should not have members dying of starvation or exposure while there is an abundance of resources. That isn’t how it works. That isn’t how it’s supposed to work.

ok so my roommates are anthropology students and their favorite example for debunking the ‘survival of the fittest’ bs is shanidar 1. (x, x, x)

shanidar 1 is a neanderthal who, at a pretty young age, was hit in the head hard enough to blind him. this also led to that side of his brain shutting down and withering his right arm, and possibly crippling his entire right side. not only that but his skeleton also shows that at some point, he broke a bone in his foot and, in addition to the other factors, resulted in a noticeable limp. there are some sources which say he likely had degenerative diseases. (arthritis was really common in neanderthals) 

going off of widespread ideas of “”primitive”” (no longer the word used in anthropology/academia to describe early-modern humans) societies, shanidar probably died really young, deliberately abandoned or killed. i mean, he was severely crippled, blind, etc., he couldn’t contribute anything, he would have been a “”burden to society””, right? 

except he lived to be between 40 and 50 years old. (about ~80 in human years)

this means that his social group had to have taken care of him for a minimum of two or three decades without his ‘contributing’ anything significant to the group. this discovery (and Shanidar III’s) was huge because it basically proves that early humans had a concept of hospice. early modern humans cared for the sick and the elderly, greatly extending their lifespan, simply because they cared

tl;dr: the concept of someone needing to be ‘’useful’’ or ‘’’productive’’’ in society in order to be valued and cared for is a very modern concept and our quasi-predecessors would be ashamed 

Also, Shanidar I was buried with flowers. They cared about him after he was dead, too.

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -your neighborhood anthro

22:10

aridotdash:

sorrygodlol:

theunvanquishedzims:

Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.

The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.

are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves

not just essentially 

November 13 2017

23:55

alyesque:

semitics:

galewing-the-cat:

transbian-against-terfs:

thecybersmith:

transbian-against-terfs:

thecybersmith:

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs:

thecybersmith:

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs:

thecybersmith:

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs:

thecybersmith:

comcastkills:

thecybersmith:

comcastkills:

thecybersmith:

comcastkills:

thecybersmith:

wahbegan:

comcastkills:

only on tumblr can someone with a human pet fetish give 19th century monarch style political hot takes

hey hi what the fuck does this say i literally can’t understand any of it it’s like you just strung a bunch of random words together

Some innocent statements of mine were taken out of context and widely distributed.

@comcastkills is referencing that fact in a futile gambit to discredit me.

Note the absence of any word “fetish”.

why else would you want a human pet what the f

Their easier to house-train.

They can eat a broader range of foods (not obligate Carnivores like cats and dogs).

They aren’t banned from restaurants.

They don’t shed on the carpet.

Lots of reasons.

#when will this man die….

When the last star falls silent.

When the void is as cold and empty as the hearts of my detractors

When all is dust beneath the uncaring gaze of entropy.

When the lie of existence is laid bare.

When there is nothing at all which dares to pretend that it is real.

When I am truly alone.

perhaps not even then…

It’s okay dude, you can admit it’s a fetish.

I would prefer not to.

I have a traingirl fetish and I’m perfectly open about it. The stigma around unusual fets need to end. People need to stop using our fets against us in arguments!

I don’t mean to be intrusive, but does that extend to older steam trains, or only to modern diesel/electric trains?

Modern trains, but if an anthro steam train girl was well executed I’m sure I’d welcome her with open arms.

Thanks for sharing that.

IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE OMG

Yes, you are.

So am I.

So is everyone else.

You aren’t special.

damn human pet dude dropping facts

🤘🏻😔🤘🏻

this is the legendary post. if you look at it directly, you will die instantly. i can confirm, i’m typing this from my grave.

The train trigger guy… trying to help the monarch human pet guy come to terms with having a fetish… I’m. I need a moment

this post is definitive proof there is no god and the universe is hostile

23:51
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theillusivewoman:

I suppose it isn’t you who’s different. It’s everything else, and you who changed it. 

November 12 2017

23:33
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lonely-mothman:

this has to be canon

23:33
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holepsi:

#GiveWillAGodDamnBreak

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